Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
where are you?
Hypothermia
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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