well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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