: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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