i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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