I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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