biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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