Your tits are I can't wait for
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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