Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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