you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He felt like a one man threesome
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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