Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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