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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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