is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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