oh god the rape fog is back!
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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