: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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