But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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