that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize