haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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