Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Randomize
