"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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