i was born a porn star she said
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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