is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Randomize
