I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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