Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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