Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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