i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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