and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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