She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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