You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
i need some magic done to my vagina
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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