Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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