He kissed a someone with a penis
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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