Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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