Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I forget how to act sober
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