friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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