Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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