This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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