"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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