Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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