I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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