shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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