We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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