that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Randomize
