its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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