go do what you do best...puke behind churches
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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