I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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