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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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