you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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