when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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