just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
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