We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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