Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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