The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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