just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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