Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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