We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
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